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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:09
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Nicotine Has a Bad Rap. There Might Be Some Very Good Health Uses for It. - Slate Magazine
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Would the word literate carry the same meaning with public (common wealth) in 1900 vs today 2020?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Ipsam commodi repudiandae aliquid.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
No go.
Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
New Study Finds 1 Promising Way To Keep Colon Cancer From Returning - HuffPost
No way
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nintendo Switch 2 owners urged not to skip crucial step setting up their new consoles - GAMINGbible
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Fallout meets BioShock in fascinating new adventure game - GAMINGbible
So they tried
Then came..
Still no good
Uber announces a life-changing new feature - TheStreet
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.