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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 07:02
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
What happens when you need emergency surgery in countries with universal healthcare vs the US?
No go.
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Researchers claim spoof-proof random number generator breakthrough - theregister.com
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
How can you maintain self-control?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
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No, not a chance